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(919): View more from North Carolina

What are we going to do tonight?

(704): View more from North Carolina

What we try to do every night. Take over the world

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?

(1-920): View more from Wisconsin

Yes and yes

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(630): View more from Illinois

the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.

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(352): View more from Florida

not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this

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