Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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