Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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