The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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