Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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