Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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