So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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