I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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