I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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