I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
try to milk me bitch
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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