did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize