I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Randomize
