That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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