Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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