I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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