I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm bleeding and have questions
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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