I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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