There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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