"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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