Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
