we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Dignity is for republicans.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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