So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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