You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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