i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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