So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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