am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I think my moral compass just broke
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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