I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just puked most of my soul out..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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