We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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