who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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