i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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