The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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