Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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