i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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