it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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