This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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