Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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