Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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