just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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