Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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