PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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