idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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