smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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