If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dear god my vagina.
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