my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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