you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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