Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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