he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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