I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
