That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Dick very happy bro
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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