If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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