Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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