You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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